"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Chris..kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah." Clark Griswold

My firm's holiday party is today at Jillians. It starts at 11:00am. ELEVEN A.M., folks! As I type this, there are Mimosas being served in the breakroom. I'm not even done with my morning latte! The party lasts all day, usually wrapping up around 7:00pm with the die-hard party people moving on to some other bar to get their schwerve on. Yeah, this firm does not do the traditional black-tie, sit-down stuffy holiday dinner party where the partners make year-end speeches and hand out gift cards for a honey ham. We drink beer and eat great food and play foozball and make fun of each other and haze the new people by making them give the speeches. I love it.