I don't make this stuff up

The following e-mail was in my inbox this morning, sent to the entire firm from the guy in charge of office supplies:

Everyone seems to be doing a good job at signing for what supplies they have taken; however there are 2 highlighters and 1 Black marker unaccounted for. If you are the one who needed these, please let me know. Once again thanks for those who are co-operating.

And you wonder why I make fun.