I love all things pink and sparkly, but...

From, where else, Overheard in New York:

Real Bunny Eyes Dissolve, Too

Girl #1: We did this experiment with Peeps in high school. Nothing dissolved them. Not hydrochloric acid. Highly concentrated. Not sulfuric acid. Highly concentrated. Not nitric acid. Highly concentrated. Nothing dissolved except the eyes.

Girl #2: So how come when I eat Peeps, my poop isn't pink and sparkly?

Girl #1: Oh, there's ingredient breakdown and bile's involved, but you pretty much shit Peep.

--Metro-North train

This may be the end of my love affair with Peeps. Leave it to high school girls to ruin it for me.